Dead Baby Jokes

Who doesn't like a few good dead baby jokes? They're dark, evil, and absolutely hilarious. Here's some of my favorites, picked up from dead-baby-joke.com (warning: the website contains some explicit humor):

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead one?
The dead one doesn't cry in the crib next to your bed. Hint hint.

What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.

How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's grosser than gross?
A garbage can full of dead babies.

What's grosser than that?
The one at the bottom is still alive.

What's grosser than that?
He has to eat his way to freedom.

What's grosser than that?
He goes back for more.