Weird Laws

Last year I took a driving course in Peoria with BALDA Driving School, and the teacher loved to read out jokes at "half time." Yeah, strange I know. Anyways, there were some interesting laws she was telling us about and some of them are at this address: http://www.lawguru.com/weird/part01.html

Here are my favorites:

In Alabama...
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.

In Florida...
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

In Nebraska...
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.

In New York...
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.

In North Dakota...
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

In Ohio...
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.

In Texas...
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

In Wisconsin...
You must manually flush all urinals in a building.
Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.